Your Body Isn't Failing You.
Your Protocol Is.
You've done everything right — the diets, the workouts, maybe even GLP-1 medications. And you're still stuck. That's not a willpower problem. That's a biology problem. Most GLP-1 programs treat the symptom. We treat the system: gut health, hormonal imbalance, and energy decline, so you don't just lose weight. You thrive.
At Yellowbirdie Wellness, our licensed physician and board-certified health coach work together
on your case, combining physician-prescribed tirzepatide with the complete
metabolic support that makes results stick.
This is the protocol your doctor doesn't know about.
Medication included. Financing as low as $150/week.
Board Certified Health Coach ● Daily Access to Clinical Care Team ● Real Results ● Licensed 503A Pharmacies
SPRING COHORT NOW OPEN — ONLY 8 SPOTS REMAINING
Enrollment Closes March 15, 2026.
If You're Over 40 and Metabolically Stuck —
Your Body Isn't Broken. Your Protocol Is.
You've done everything right. The clean eating. The workouts. Maybe even GLP-1 medications. And you're still stuck. There's a reason for that — and for the first time, there's a complete solution.
Medication included. Financing available
YES — I'M READY TO APPLY FOR THE SPRING COHORT
Applications reviewed within 24 hours. Discovery call scheduled upon approval.
Sounds Familiar?
➡ The scale won't move — or the weight keeps coming back
➡ You're losing muscle instead of fat (and you can feel it)
➡ Your energy has crashed and never recovered
➡ You're bloated, inflamed, and exhausted no matter how much you sleep
➡ Your labs say 'normal' but you know something is wrong
➡ You tried GLP-1s and the weight came back the moment you stopped
Here's what no one is telling you:
After 45, the hormonal, metabolic, and cellular changes in your body make traditional approaches completely ineffective — and often counterproductive. This isn't a willpower problem. This is a biology problem. And biology requires a different solution.
Estrogen Drops
Insulin Resistance
Metabolic Slowdown
Fat
Storage
Why GLP-1s Alone Don't Work?
If you've tried Ozempic, Wegovy, or Mounjaro without proper support, this is what likely happened:
➡ 25-40% of the weight you lost was muscle — not fat
➡ Your energy crashed and your metabolism slowed
➡ When you stopped the medication, the weight came back fast — often more than before
This isn't because GLP-1s don't work. It's because the medication was used in isolation — without gut optimization, hormonal balance, mitochondrial support, or a strategic tapering plan.
That's the gap Yellowbirdie Wellness closes.
The Complete System.
Nothing Missing.
Most programs address one piece of your metabolic picture. No one addresses everything — in the right order, until now.
The Yellowbirdie Wellness 3-Step Blueprint
STEP 1
GUT
The Foundation
70% of your immune system lives in your gut. Chronic inflammation blocks hormone receptors and worsens insulin resistance. We heal the gut first so everything else can work.
STEP 2
HORMONE
The Regulator
HRT alone doesn't work if your foundation is broken. We analyze 17 biomarkers — estrogen, progesterone, testosterone, cortisol, thyroid, insulin, inflammation — and optimize based on your data.
STEP 3
ENERGY DECLINE
The Amplifier
Mitochondria are your cellular energy factories — and they decline sharply after 40. We restore them: building new mitochondria, restoring NAD+ levels, and enhancing fat oxidation. This is why energy finally returns.
I've been exactly where you are.
In 2020, my husband and I were attacked during a burglary at one of our gyms. The trauma shut my body down completely.
Despite having access to the best trainers, nutrition coaches, and resources — nothing worked. I gained weight, lost energy, and felt helpless.
I did what everyone does. I visited a med spa, started Ozempic, and lost 20 pounds. But I also lost muscle, my hair thinned, my energy tanked — and when I stopped the medication, every pound came back.
That failure sent me deep into the research. I found that GLP-1s, when used within a complete metabolic system, could create lasting transformation. I applied this protocol to myself. It worked. Then I built Yellowbirdie Wellness so you don't have to figure this out alone.
— Adryenne | Board-Certified Health Coach | Certified Peptide Specialist | 25+ Years in the Fitness Industry
Introducing:
The Breakproof Body Blueprint
Concierge Metabolic Optimization for Women 45+
Medication included. Financing as low as $150/week.
Medical Support
Metabolic Protection
Coaching &
Accountability
Tapering &
Maintenance
Everything included in your program:
All Medication Included
Pharmaceutical-grade compounded tirzepatide + metabolic support peptides. Prescribed and managed by Dr. Broussard.
Custom Metabolic Support Protocol
Personalized gut optimization, hormonal support, and mitochondrial protocol designed specifically for YOUR body — not a generic template.
Weekly 1-on-1 Coaching
Private 30-45 minute sessions with Adryenne every week. Real-time protocol adjustments based on your body's response.
Strength & Nutrition Strategy
Personalized macros for your goal body weight. Progressive resistance training customized to your schedule and experience level.
Medical Oversight by Dr. Broussard
Weekly case reviews, prescription management, and dosing adjustments throughout your program.
24/7 Text Support
Real-time access via Coach Catalyst. Never stuck, never waiting until your next call for answers.
Biomarker Analysis & Lab Interpretation
Comprehensive analysis of your 17-biomarker Female Optimization Panel — including fasting insulin, CRP, full hormone panel, and thyroid markers. We interpret what your doctor missed.
1 Week of Nutre Meals Delivered
One full week of strategically prepared meals delivered to your door so you see exactly what metabolic nutrition looks like from day one.
Total Value: $8,929 | Financing as low as $150/week | Medication Included
Choose Your Path
All three paths begin with the 12-week Breakproof Body Blueprint Intensive.
The path you choose depends on your goals and how much transformation you want to achieve.
We confirm the right path on your discovery call.
3-MONTH
Breakproof Body Blueprint
Best for: Women looking to lose 15-25 lbs, reset metabolism, and build a strong foundation.
Financing as low as $150/week
Medication included
6-MONTH
MOST POPULAR
Best for: Women seeking a deeper metabolic reset, 25-40 lbs of fat loss, and extended support.
Investment confirmed on discovery call
Medication included
12-MONTH
Full Transformation
Best for: Women ready for complete metabolic transformation and 40+ lbs of fat loss with the infrastructure for lifelong results.
Investment confirmed on discovery call
Medication included
APPLY FOR THE SPRING COHORT — ONLY 8 SPOTS LEFT
Applications reviewed within 24 hours
Your 12-Week
Transformation Timeline
WEEKS 1-4
Reset + Foundation
Food noise quiets. Appetite normalizes. Blood sugar stabilizes. Initial inflammation drops (5-10 lbs, mostly water and inflammation). Gut healing begins. Energy starts to even out.
WEEKS 5-8
Optimize + Build
Fat loss accelerates to 1-3 lbs per week. Muscle tone returns. Energy skyrockets. Clothes fit dramatically differently. Strength increases. Mental clarity sharpens.
WEEKS 9-12
Refine + Complete
15-25 lbs of fat loss confirmed by body composition testing. Muscle preserved or increased. Metabolic markers optimized. Complete transformation — inside and out.
Real Women. Real Labs. Real Results.
All fat loss results confirmed by DEXA body composition testing — not just scale weight.
Sarah's Story
Starting situation: Chronic gut issues (bloating, IBS, food sensitivities) for years. Perimenopause added 30 lbs on top of an already exhausted body.
➤ Lost 32 lbs of pure fat
➤ GAINED 4 lbs of muscle — confirmed by DEXA
➤ Fasting insulin: 18 to 5 (from pre-diabetic to optimal)
➤ Inflammation marker CRP: 4.2 to 0.6 (fully resolved)
➤ Metabolic rate INCREASED by 150 calories/day
"I feel 10 years younger. I have energy all day. I'm strong. I feel amazing."
Anna's Story
Starting situation: Had tried every program. Always gained the weight back. Convinced her body was broken.
➤ Lost 25 lbs of fat
➤ GAINED 3 lbs of muscle — confirmed by DEXA
➤ Metabolic rate went UP, not down
"I've never felt stronger or more in control of my body."
Marisol's Story
Starting situation: Terrified to invest after so many failed programs. Knew she needed help but was scared to be disappointed again.
➤ Lost 27 lbs of pure fat — confirmed by DEXA
➤ GAINED 3 lbs of muscle
➤ Fasting insulin: 16 to 4
➤ Energy skyrocketed
"I feel like MYSELF again. I have confidence. I have control. This is life-changing."
What Our Clients Are Saying
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“I was exhausted all the time and felt like my body was working against me. In 12 weeks, I lost 24 lbs of fat, gained visible muscle, and my energy is higher than it’s been in years. I finally feel strong instead of stuck.”
— Melissa, 46 | Lost 24 lbs of fat, gained 4 lbs muscle in 12 weeks
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“I thought midlife weight gain was just something I had to accept. After 16 weeks, I’m down 31 lbs, my waist is smaller by 5 inches, and I’m lifting heavier than I ever have. But the biggest shift? I trust my body again.”
— Andrea, 52 | Lost 31 lbs, -5 inches waist, strength doubled
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“My metabolism felt broken and nothing was working. I stopped chasing cardio and focused on building muscle. I lost 18 lbs of fat, gained 3 lbs of lean muscle, and my hot flashes and crashes are way less intense.”
— Nicole, 44 | Recomped: -18 lbs fat, +3 lbs muscle
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“I wasn’t just gaining weight — I was losing confidence. In 10 weeks, I dropped 22 lbs, reduced my body fat by 8%, and feel mentally clearer and calmer. My family notices the difference in my mood and energy.”
— Danielle, 49 | Lost 22 lbs, -8% body fat in 10 weeks
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“I used to push through exhaustion and call it discipline. Now I train smarter. I’ve lost 27 lbs, gained noticeable muscle definition, and I sleep through the night for the first time in years. This changed more than my body.”
— Karen, 55 | Lost 27 lbs, improved sleep & muscle tone
Your Team. Two Experts. One Focus: You.
Most programs give you a doctor OR a coach.
We give you both — working together on your case, every single week.
Dr. Broussard
Medical Director | Asher Med
Licensed prescribing physician specializing in metabolic optimization. Reviews every client case weekly. Oversees all pharmaceutical protocols and dosing adjustments throughout your program.
Adryenne
Lead Coach | Certified Peptide Specialist
Board-certified health coach with 25+ years in the fitness industry. Former NPC figure competitor and OrangeTheory Fitness owner. Provides all weekly coaching sessions, 24/7 text support, and protocol design.
3 Steps to Join the Spring Cohort
1
Complete Your Application
A short form about your health history and goals. Takes 5 minutes. No commitment required.
2
Schedule Your Discovery Call
Applications reviewed within 24 hours. Qualified applicants receive a link to schedule a private 30-minute call with Adryenne to confirm your path and answer every question.
3
Enroll & Begin Your Reset
If it's a mutual fit, we confirm your enrollment, begin onboarding, and prepare your personalized protocol. Only 8 spots available for the Spring Cohort.
APPLY FOR THE SPRING COHORT — ONLY 8 SPOTS LEFT
Enrollment closes March 15 or when spots are filled
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the medication actually included in the program?
Yes. Compounded tirzepatide plus metabolic support peptides are fully included. No separate pharmacy fees, no hidden costs.
Is the medication safe and legitimate?
Your protocol is prescribed and managed by Dr. Broussard, a licensed physician. We source exclusively from FDA-registered 503B compounding facilities that are third-party tested and fully traceable.
I've tried GLP-1s before and gained the weight back. Why will this be different?
Rebound happens when GLP-1s are used without gut optimization, hormonal balance, mitochondrial support, muscle protection, and strategic tapering. Those are exactly what our program addresses — in the right order, with clinical oversight, every step of the way.
I'm scared of losing muscle. How do you prevent that?
Muscle protection is our priority. Through targeted protein protocols, progressive resistance training, and mitochondrial support, our clients consistently preserve or gain muscle while losing fat — confirmed by DEXA body composition testing, not just scale weight.
What are my payment options?
We offer a 3-payment plan plus financing through Klarna and Affirm — with options as low as $150/week for qualifying clients. We'll review all options on your discovery call.
How much time does this take each week?
One 30-45 minute coaching call. Resistance training 3-4x per week (built around your schedule). Everything else integrates into your existing routine. This program was designed for high-achieving women who do not have time to waste.